Not a very funny title this time o-o Not that they usually are...XD;I just like mooses, mostly. Mooses? Moose? Moose. I just like moose.

I still feel pretty shittastical, but that is IRRELEVANT. My suicidal tenancies and longing to get hit by a car or perhaps OD on Tylenol aside, I have been pretty okay..still volleying on my relationships. Just..all of them. But GOD MELLZ ENOUGH OF THAT JUJU MAGUMBO.

You all have heard way more than enough on my stupid-ass life -3- ASS LIFE. *Butt*

SO I AM ASKING how are all of YOUUUU? Tell me about what's happened lately! I do not keep up with shiz because I am a tres fail D: So POST A COMMENT where I will be forced to ogle your life. Also I am so all up in Facebook now because I CRACKED UNDER THE PRESSURE that my pa was setting on me. *Snort* My dad on facebook, can you believe? RIDICULOUS. Ahahaha. Dick. >>

NO I SWEAR I'M NORMAL DON'T GO AWAY D: Arggghhhh *Chases after you frantically* LOOK I MADE YOU COOKIES *heavy breathing*

Okay I'm done NO I'M NEVER DONE. *Brick'd* Kayz.

I HAVE been watching ~Criminal Minds~ lately. IT IS SO INTENSIVE. And it's so what I wanna do with myself. I like..I like Hotcake-Hotchner. And. Reid. THEY ARE SNUGGLE MUFFINS. I luffers them. AND GIDEON TOO omg. And Morgan ONLY COS HE TACKLES SOMEONE like every FIVE SECONDS. Like seriously gaiz. It's so totes his job. TOTES. I SAID IT. IT MEANS TOTALLY. KEEP. UP. Gawd. *Hand flip of total rejection*

NO wait I have to speak words. I'm on CROSS COUNTRY now because I am an amazing human being. I forgot if I told you or not. SO I'M TELLING YOU. Again. Maybe.

Anyway I ran my first RACE last Wednesday. HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD IT HURT LIKE BLEEP D: I do not know WHY people STRIVE to do that shiz. Like marathons. WHY? I only ran 3 miles and I nearly FELL OVER. My body was like srsly numb. BUT THAT IS NOT WHY I'M TELLING YOU. I am telling you because some fat bitch is such a dickhole to me >: YES DICKHOLE. But ya. She's soooo condescending. And I hate her. And--this is the good part--despite the fact that I kinda like her and sometimes she makes me happy (sometimes) and stuff, I decided she made me mostly upset and I ACTUALLY STOPPED TALKING TO HER. Like I broke off a relationship. ISN'T THAT AMAZING. I THINK IT'S SWELL.

PROGRESS. It's happening.

*Slips on shades like a BEAST*

A beast which can't actually wear sunglasses cos how do they put them on, gaiz? How do they put them on? With their opposable thumbs that DON'T EXIST??!! Okay so monkies can wear them I guess. BUT WHATEVZ. I am way cooler than gorillas. Maybe not those squirrel monkies, though. Those buggers are fabulous. NO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. Go google them. Right the fuck now. No Diane (that's your new name) I do not CARE if you know what they are. GOOGLE THEM ANYWAY. Or a baby duck. I LIKE GOOGLE THOSE AT SCHOOL. Everyone else is doing the assigned project. LIKE CONFORMISTS. But I'm a unique little snowflake who stands out whilst I google ducklings. But then the teacher takes away my computer privileges and I am sad D: He is just INSENSITIVE and doesn't get me..yo. *Weird 'gangsta' hand gestures*

I SO HAVE MORE TO SAY but I will HIT YOU UP with that crap later

Also if anyone has facebook let me know ohohohoho because I am a stalker creep