WOO blood. It amuses me so.

I would have called this "Guy Who Looks Suspiciously Like Cloud and Other Guy Who Looks Not Quite as Suspiciously But Still Somewhat Like Sephiroth At Least Color Scheme Wise" (GWLSLCOGWLNQSBSSLSALCSW for short) but it wouldn't fit. Probably.

Hur da dur. ANYWAY the guy who looks like Cloud who had a bucket of water dumped on the top of his hair issssss Aleksander (Alek for short). .___. It's a long story as to WHY he looks like Cloud, but he does on account of...uhh...well, first off, if he wasn't blonde, Doctor Man probably wouldn't like him much. On account of he doesn't like people with dark hair on account of more on that later. Maybe if I remember or feel like it. Alek's a bit of a moron. Yay. He spends most of his time NOT dying. Cos he's got a disease. A CRAZY disease! -Crazy eye- Yeah it's on account of me 'n Matt watched way, way, WAY too much House cos there was like a friggin' marathon or something. So House was all "LISTEN TO ME I'M CLEVER" and Foreman was all "NEVER" and Chase was all "AUSTRALIA" and Skank-ho was all "IMMA BITCH" and Cuddy was all "LAWLS hai."

And then Wilson was all "I'm either a wuss or a man but I haven't made up my mind yet!" Stupid Wilson. ...I like him >: And then he was all "MARGRARHAR D<" at House and House was all "-Pimpin'!-" and Wilson didn't even care. Except then he gave House a temporary puppy. Whom I love. Except then House TOTALLY wanted to keep him but couldn't cos then he'd look like a wuss. And he's not a wuss. He's a man's man. Only not really cos I don't think anyone aspires to be like him >> I think people actually QUIT out of fear of becoming like him. BUT I DON'T SEE WHY. Who WOULDN'T want to be House? Hooked on drugs, crippled, and incredibly bitter...GAWD. He's like a dream come true.

But yeah now I've got malaria. Only not really. Don't freak. But I was walking down the stairs and like...coughed. And I was all "Great. Now I've probably got malaria." Cos House DOES stuff to you, man. And so now, because I coughed, I totally have malaria. Don't even question me on THAT logic. I prefer a Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy there. As in YOU don't ask, and I won't confuse you with my long, complicated, not-quite-there thought process.

Anyway. Alek. Doesn't like hospitals. Cos his mother died (in a hospital) and ever since then his life has sucked. Cos his dad got all bitter and mean and started drinking and blames himself for his wife's death and takes it out on Alek and so Alek is all "Okay, Daddy, just put the booze down. Daddy? DADDY NO DON'T THROW THE BOTTLE."

...It happens.

Doctor Man is Kazu. Kazu something or other. He'd from Madeupsville. ACTUALLY it's Madeupscountry. But yeah. Anyway his life kinda sucks too so his background gets to be all bloody. Cos he was in a war for like...4 years I dunno. And killed a lotta people. Like his not girlfriend. Yeah she's dead now, gaiz. Dead. Cos she's a SKANK HO and I hate her. BUT ANYWAY now he's a doctor. Cos doctors can totally get away with that hair style. But LIKE IT OR NOT he's a doctah doctah. Like...17 years later or something (he went off to fight at 15. Cos they can do that. You know, like those wars you see with the ten-year-olds running around with AK-47s. He had an AK-47. Personally I just like the way Kalashnikova sounds. Cos the whole Russian thing. Izaak. Yeah.) BUT yeah. He became a doctor because A) Some crazy old man told him to and he was just like "...Kay." and B) To make up for slaughtering all them peeps in da war. All rat-a-tat-tat like. WHICH FRANKLY just reminds me of Pokeymanz. It's kind of ironic though cos he's a doctor now but he's still gotta deal with death and blood and all that NONSENSE. More on the background. W00t.

He got bitter >: Through a long series of death, false hope, and betrayal, he kind of got all...upset with life on the whole. It happens shut up. His bedside manner kind of sucks. His manner in bed doesn't. He's kind of a slut now on account of all teh wimmins at the hospital totally want his body and he's just like "whatevz" cos he doesn't care and ends up banging them. But feels NOTHING FOR THEM. And then they get all offended cos he doesn't care, like, at all. And then he's just like "-Dramatic shrug!-" and then they leave. He doesn't have many friends at his place of work. People respect his skillz as a doctor, but uh...no one exactly asks if he wants to grab a beer after work or anything. Except the women. But they don't ask for beer. And they are EVIL CONNIVING DEMONS with other plans in mind. At least he doesn't sleep with all the men, too. ...Oh. Right. HA. He does. Did. Will. I don't even know.

HANG TEN. -Surfs the wave of confusion-

BTW the blood ain't mine. Errrr it's from a variety of brushes.
'nd HAVE FUN WITH THAT. I did. -Splatter-

Blood isn't mature, right? Cos some people mature it but I dunno why. I mean, we've been scrapping our knees since we was like 5, right? I'm pretty sure kids know what blood looks like. And the stupider ones will just go "OOH PRETTY COLORS". Besides, if little kids are lookin' through mah GAYTASTIC gallery, they got a lot more to worry about tainting their minds than blood.